Exactly what IS the Kavorka?

The Kavorka (Pronounced Kah-vor-kah) is a word which originated from the Latvian Orthodox term meaning “the lure of the animal”. It is often described as a curse, making someone irresistible to you, one person or several are naturally drawn to you at the same time.  Made famous by an episode of the sitcom Seinfeld and mastered by Cosmo Kramer. In urban terms, your swagga is off the charts.

Not everyone gets to experience this. Its a gift. As long as you understand and respect the power of the Kavorka, the world can be yours.

So how do you know you got the Kavorka ?  Let me paint this picture for y’all…….

So your on a bit of dry spell, the fish just ain’t biting, to put it short….you just ain’t getting any booty.
Then for some unexplained reason your game  starts blowing up! Random txt’s or e-mails from  shortys from the past asking you  to link up. You get eye fucked by strangers and familiars alike. Its like you got this vibe that you just cant turn off, your game is tight without you even trying. They will be holler’n at you in biblical proportions! So be ready.

Now stay wit me on this people, the Kavorka doesn’t last forever, so you gotta roll with it when you got it! Welcome it in like a drunk chick sitting on your doorstep at 3am…..ummm…..yeah, maybe forget that analogy. The point is when you got it, you gotta take advantage of it. And once you got it, you’ll get it again, don’t worry…Get it?

So remember the next time you go on a streak, when the opposite sex or the same sex (not that here is anything wrong with that) is taking interest in you in what may seem like excessive proportions…. it may be your own game, you may have the right swagga but NEVER dismiss, challenge, deny or argue, the power of the Kavorka.

Submitted by Marcus Graham